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Do Not Sit on the Furniture, the Beach dancefloor
Do Not Sit on the Furniture is the small house and techno room on South Beach, four nights from Wednesday. It's for Beach stays who want a real dancefloor without crossing the bay.
Basel UnlockedDo Not Sit On The Furniture
A small Miami Beach club run by DJ Behrouz and Megan Nazari, with one intimate room, a garden courtyard patio and underground house music from Wednesday to Saturday.
The room
- CapacityAround 100 to 250
- RoomClub
- SettingBoth
- WhereMiami Beach
- Age21+
423 16th St, Miami Beach, FL 33139Website →Instagram →
About the room
- Known for
- Melodic and deep house from touring DJs in one of Miami Beach's smallest rooms, open until 5am
- Regular hours
- Wed to Sat, 10pm to 5am
- Open since
- 2013
- Price range
- $$
- Phone
- (510) 551-5067
The shows
See them in the calendar →Wednesday Dec 2
Doors 10pm
Do Not Sit on Art Week : Deron [Defected / Armada]
Deron · Jessy Nimni
Good to knowDoors 10pm, out at 5am.
Thursday Dec 3
Doors 10pm
Do Not Sit on Art Week : Nandu b2b Nico Morano
Nandu · Nico Morano
Good to knowDoors 10pm, out at 5am.
Friday Dec 4
Doors 10pm
Do Not Sit on Art Week : Patrice Baumel
Patrice Bäumel
Good to knowEntry before midnight is $24.25 against $36.37 general, so get there early. Doors 10pm, out at 5am.
Saturday Dec 5
Doors 7pm
Do Not Sit on Art Week : BOHO Experience
Good to knowDoors are 7pm, three hours before the club's other Art Week nights, and capacity is limited, so get there early. Before midnight is $24.25.
Good to know
- Dress code
- Dress to impress
- Parking
- No parking on site: the city's 16th Street Garage at 1557 Washington Ave is a $15 flat rate Friday to Sunday, 8pm to 5am.
- Nearest transit
- Washington Ave and 16th St Metrobus stop, 2 min walk
- Getting here
- 2 rideshare minutes from the Miami Beach Convention Center (off-peak; allow double in Art Week traffic)
- From downtown
- 14 rideshare minutes (off-peak; allow double in Art Week traffic)
Indoor room plus an outdoor courtyard patio, with bars in both.
Coming as a group? Book a table
Coming as a group? Book a table: in a room this small it's highly recommended, and all sales are final.
Getting there
Directions →From here
- 3 minby car toUpsun Hotel
- 4 minby car toSouth Beach at 3rd Street
- 7 minwalk toNational Hotel
- 12 minby car toClub Space
- 12 minby car toFloyd
- 12 minby car toThe Ground
Audited pairs only. Minutes are the route, not the queue.
Quick answers
- Where is Do Not Sit On The Furniture?
- Do Not Sit On The Furniture is at 423 16th St, Miami Beach, FL 33139, in Miami Beach.
- What's on at Do Not Sit On The Furniture during Miami Art Week 2026?
- 4 shows, Wednesday to Saturday (Dec 2 to 5): Do Not Sit on Art Week : Deron [Defected / Armada]; Do Not Sit on Art Week : Nandu b2b Nico Morano; Do Not Sit on Art Week : Patrice Baumel; Do Not Sit on Art Week : BOHO Experience.
- What are Do Not Sit On The Furniture's regular hours?
- Wed to Sat, 10pm to 5am. Event nights can run longer, so check the show.
- How many people does Do Not Sit On The Furniture hold?
- Around 100 to 250 people.
- How old do you have to be to get into Do Not Sit On The Furniture?
- 21+, with a physical photo ID.
- Is there a dress code at Do Not Sit On The Furniture?
- Dress to impress.
- Is there parking at Do Not Sit On The Furniture?
- No parking on site: the city's 16th Street Garage at 1557 Washington Ave is a $15 flat rate Friday to Sunday, 8pm to 5am.
- How do you get to Do Not Sit On The Furniture?
- About 2 rideshare minutes from the Miami Beach Convention Center (off-peak; allow double in Art Week traffic). Nearest transit: Washington Ave and 16th St Metrobus stop, 2 min walk.